BORN SINGLE

 How did I manage to stay single?   59 years.  My contemporaries are already grandparents.

The crazy thing is that I have wanted to get married since I was in the 3rd Grade!

I was madly in love with my 3rd Grade teacher.

Mrs. Wallace was tall, blonde, blue-eyed and Beautiful. HER blue eyes were bluer than the sea and sky combined. 

I'd daydream I was James BOND and my mission was to keep her safe from  supervillains and nasty KGB agents.

Mrs. Wallace was Wowerful.