BORN SINGLE
How did I manage to stay single? 59 years. My contemporaries are already grandparents. The crazy thing is that I have wanted to get married since I was in the 3rd Grade! I was madly in love with my 3rd Grade teacher. Mrs. Wallace was tall, blonde, blue-eyed and Beautiful. HER blue eyes were bluer than the sea and sky combined. I'd daydream I was James BOND and my mission was to keep her safe from supervillains and nasty KGB agents. Mrs. Wallace was Wowerful.